I know I should be posting my own stuff-but Piper hits the nail on the head so often, I can’t resist re-blogging her !
By Piper Bayard
Remember all of those Jeff Foxworthy “you might be a redneck if” jokes? I didn’t know I was a redneck until Jeff Foxworthy identified me.
“If you’ve ever honked at chickens while pulling into your driveway . . .”
“If there are more than five McDonald’s bags in your car . . .”
Hey. I needed something to cover the bare springs on the front seat, and that cheap old tablecloth I hid them with was kind of pretty.
“If you met your spouse at a family reunion . . .”
Well, we didn’t actually meet at a family reunion, but we could have. It’s a long story.
So when I went to law school in my 1969 Volkswagen Beetle that left me stranded more times than I “forgot” to look for my toddlers while playing hide and seek, let’s just say it was something of…
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